Homing Cat

Happy Cat - Cat humorMichael really hated his wife, Patricia’s cat. So he decided to get rid of it for good. Michael put it in the car and drove 2 miles away and dropped it off. Just as he pulled in the driveway, he noticed the cat sitting in the entrance the porch.

The next day he decided he would take the cat 5 miles away and drop it off. But again, the cat found it’s way home. Each day Michael kept going further and further away, but the cat would always find it’s way home.

Michael was so furious that he decided to take the cat even further away, he turned right, then left, circled around, then right again, another right, backtracked a couple of times, then left again. He then dropped the cat off.

Several hours later, he phoned Patricia

“Darling, is the cat there?”

“Yes” she answered. “Why?”

Michael replied bitterly, “Put that flippin’ animal on the phone. I’m lost and need directions.”

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