GPS Cat

A man hates his wife’s cat and decides to get rid of it by driving it 20 blocks from home and by dumping it.

As he gets back home he sees the cat walking up the driveway so he drives the cat 40 blocks away and dumps it again.

When he gets back, there once again is the cat wandering up the driveway.

In the end he drives the cat for miles and miles until he’s in the middle of a huge forest where he dumps it yet again.

Three hours later his wife gets a call at home.

“Darling,” says her husband. “Is the cat there?”

“Yes,” says the wife. “Why?”

“Just put him on the line will you?” says the husband. “I need directions!”